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Attention! This is a special news bulletin addressed directly to the so called Kitty Krew!

2008-08-11 11:42:01 by DoctorEggman
Updated

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Eggman, Original founder of the KK!
I have to aplologies for my previously unexplained absence, for you see I was called away after my previous attempt to dominate this website and turn it into 'Eggman Ad-space' with other matters to attend to, But I'm back, and I'm here to take revenge on all members of the Kitty Krew who dared turn against me!
I'm going to fulfil my goal to take over Newgrounds and turn it into profitable Ad-space, and not even you, WACKYANIMATION and your traitorus Kittys have the gulls to stop me!
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Attention! This is a special news bulletin addressed directly to the so called Kitty Krew!


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WackyAnimationWackyAnimation

2008-08-11 21:51:27

Hey, any member would realize that kirbs would hack his way to power anyway.

DoctorEggman responds:

OOH, I say, is that a challenge, my dear simion puffball?
Very well, I challenge you to very quest of dominating all of Newgrounds, and unlike you, I'm an evil genius, with a simply outstanding IQ of 300!
You can't simply comprehend to my magnificent grace and strategic power!
HO-HO-HO-HO!


KogeyKogey

2008-08-11 21:54:07

Woah..

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

Indeed, It's absolutely magnificent isn't it?
Your now standing in the presence of the new ruler of Newgrounds, the greatest scientific genius, the world has ever known!
Chairman Dr. Eggman, ha-ha-ha-ha!


ChemicalVengenceChemicalVengence

2008-08-11 23:13:52

Uhh, Im the founder of the KK, as anyone could obviously see.....

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

How dare you! You ill mannered child, show some respect!
I own the KK, and I'm going to use its power and influence to take over Newgrounds and turn it into my new Eggman advertising network!
You can't stop me, so stand down and kneel before your master!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!


DaVeB0TDaVeB0T

2008-08-12 01:50:25

Fuck you all Im george bush
But thats just my opinion

DoctorEggman responds:

Such Rudeness! You ill mannered President, I simply won't tolorate this!
That's it, Im going to rage war on your country Mr. President, Just you wait and see, the entire nation will be forced to bow down to their new ruler as I turn the White house into my new magnificent EggmanLand Casino!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


MagyarMagyar

2008-08-12 02:40:17

you again?

DoctorEggman responds:

Mua-ha-ha-haa!
Thats right fool, you could never get rid of me, no matter how hard you try!


WackyAnimationWackyAnimation

2008-08-12 12:49:05

We can make a super admin account for you if you like.

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

OOH, well that would be just marv... wait a minute, I know what your up to WackyAnimation, you can't fool me!
I'll get you one of these days, just you wait and see!


Pasty-FlawssPasty-Flawss

2008-08-13 06:51:29

sex?

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

I beg your pardon young man?
Do you have ANY IDEA who you're addressing?
I'm Dr. Eggman, you can't talk to me in such an inappropriate manner,
I simply won't tolorate it!


KottbullarKottbullar

2008-08-13 07:57:50

lmao... damn... could you answer me some serious questions please?
How old are you? And, don't you have better shit to care about?

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

If my institution to this site really does intruege you then I shall answer your question, I am 44 years old and chairman of my new business enterprise, Eggman Ad-space.
You simply lack the vision for the perfect attribute to this site young man, taking down all these worthless flash applications and turning this site into one big marvelous advertising network.
It will be ingenious!


SecretClockSecretClock

2008-08-13 10:15:51

AHHHHHRGGGG, Oh Noes He is back, can I play ur beaner machine?

DoctorEggman responds:

I beg your pardon? I have no such thing, what utter nonsence!?
My last ingenious plan to take over Newgrounds involved a unique spyware system I invented that had the unique ability to erase other peoples accounts, making me the sole stockholder of this site!
HA-HA-HA-HA, It was simply marvelous


WackyAnimationWackyAnimation

2008-08-13 17:09:24

If robotnic's the egg man, than am I the walrus?

DoctorEggman responds:

WHAT NONSENCE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
ARGH, YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE!? I WON'T TOLORATE THIS YOU IRRITATING PUFFBALL! I'M RAGING WAR ON YOU AND YOUR DREAMLAND PEOPLE! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!
My KK army will Obliverate you Wacky, Give up now and go home! Ha-Ha-ha-ha!


WackyAnimationWackyAnimation

2008-08-14 19:26:03

but i am home...

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

We're not accommodating you anymore Wacky Animation!
Gather your things and get off my website!

This site belongs to me now, me and my Kitty Krew army, your simply not welcome here anymore, pack your belongings and move aside!
For soon this shall all become profitable ad-space, and we simply can't have grubby ill-mannered children like you running around causing amok and mischief now can we?


Punk54Punk54

2008-08-15 09:22:53

BigFuzzyKitten
Sign-Up Date:
8/8/06

DoctorEggman
Sign-Up Date:
2/18/07

what

DoctorEggman responds:

You think your so smart don't you young man, But I am much smarter!
BigFuzzyKitten isn't the original founder of the Kitty Krew, that insufferable hairball mearly stole my title, and the fame with it!
But I'll get him, just you wait and see, I'm going to find that sneaky little feline, and when I do, my robot processing factories will look forward to greeting him with the perfect accommodation. HA-HA-HA-HA!!


AnvinsciutoAnvinsciuto

2008-08-15 14:53:13

We meet again, Doctor Eggman...

DoctorEggman responds:

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!!
HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO LOOK BUSY!?


kornroxkornrox

2008-08-15 14:55:17

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

DoctorEggman responds:

Excellent, you are now an official member of the Kitty Krew, go out and produce loads of flash with my corporate logo on it and promote them all over the Newgrounds Flash portal, fast haste!


AnvinsciutoAnvinsciuto

2008-08-15 15:11:00

I know what you did, Doctor Eggman. I've come to stop you with verbal threatening and harsh language that will crush your spirit.

DoctorEggman responds:

You can't even hope to stop me this time, who ever you are!
My newest plan to dominate this site is foolproof!
Not even that irritable Blue Hedgehog can stop me this time! HA-HA-HA-HA!


winryrockbell17winryrockbell17

2008-08-15 15:29:56

what?


AzureSignalAzureSignal

2008-08-15 15:31:07

I ain't plannin' on destroying the KK, I'm planning on saving it. I am your guardian angel.


kenny6kenny6

2008-08-15 15:31:19

: l


pwner001pwner001

2008-08-15 15:35:40

lol wth but did u draw that if so nj


pwner001pwner001

2008-08-15 15:38:10

ohh and ps u know how ur saying take over ng tom fulp could easily just ban u lol along w/ the kk


konuspix-4konuspix-4

2008-08-15 15:51:20

sonic:??

DoctorEggman responds:

THAT HEDGEHOG!
GET AWAY FROM MY PAGE YOU GROUNGY LITTLE BEAST!
HOW DARE YOU PRESENT SUCH AMOK TO MY WONDROUS SITE!


konuspix-4konuspix-4

2008-08-15 15:55:24

sonic:you know the kk suck at flash

DoctorEggman responds:

Of course!
You fool, it was never about the flash animations, the KK are under strict orders, to make as many simply minded flash as possible, so that when I take over this pathetic little site, I can instalate my Eggman Ad-ware project into every single uploaded flash submission!
It's magnificent, and this time no one can stop me!
Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!


jonathan565jonathan565

2008-08-15 15:59:31

okay you suck

DoctorEggman responds:

HOW DARE YOU!?!
I'm a qualified scientist you fool, do as I say!!


espio911espio911

2008-08-15 16:00:15

eggman sux man


wuzzleswuzzles

2008-08-15 16:07:02

fuck you, your name is Robotnik


konuspix-4konuspix-4

2008-08-15 16:09:02

sonic:im still here


pkjaypkjay

2008-08-15 16:31:08

asshole


jonathan565jonathan565

2008-08-15 16:49:49

srry i wont obey


mikew114mikew114

2008-08-15 16:55:25

you evil filthy earth worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!


jonathan565jonathan565

2008-08-15 16:57:22

strike: so you think you can take over get him *thousands of people trample doctor eggman the fat dude*


ultimashadow87ultimashadow87

2008-08-15 17:11:30

wtf!?!??!!


beansinacanbeansinacan

2008-08-15 17:47:07

k so if ur so called DoctorEggman than who am i, you nerd


sonic98sonic98

2008-08-15 18:14:48

Shadow The Hedgehog: CHAOS.... (GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO NEXT!?!?!)

BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GilgameshAndKefkaGilgameshAndKefka

2008-08-15 18:15:31

Heatman exe: OH LET ME JOIN YOU ILL BURN THEM ALL IN ETERNAL HELL FIRE HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! And I can bring cake for the victory party.


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2008-08-15 18:30:16

Your positively daft aren't you?
Just as well I suppose. Good luck with whatever mad scheme you have planned. I hope that there is drama and entertainment for us innocent bystanders. I love it when people shake up the system.


paradox9paradox9

2008-08-15 19:10:55

You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing!?


AlbinoTitanAlbinoTitan

2008-08-15 19:21:33

I highly doubt you're 44 and a member of Newgrounds....I think you're 12.
Oh and shut the fuck up about the KK. It's Clock Day. Remove this post and give us something we can all enjoy.

DoctorEggman responds:

I hate clock day! It ruins my schemes!
And I can most cirtenly assure you, whoever you are, I am a highly sophisticated middle age scientist with an IQ of 300! Mua-ha-ha-ha, most impressive, eh?


SuperSonicDude109SuperSonicDude109

2008-08-15 20:05:33

YOU, SIR, ARE A FREAKIN FAG! >:(


RustyRusty

2008-08-15 20:36:28

Bow down to the Fat-Guy with the glasses and rather strange 'Stash...

DoctorEggman responds:

Oh no you don't! There's only one person in this world you wil bow down to, and thats Me, No one else! I forbid it!
As Chairman of this Planet, I can forbit what I wan't!


RustyRusty

2008-08-15 20:41:35

Me, SBC and SonicClock will pwn your ass!

DoctorEggman responds:

THAT HEDGEHOG!?! HERE!? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
YOU THERE, BOY! TAKE ME TO THAT HEDGEHOG!!
I'M GOING TO ENFONDELATE HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


RustyRusty

2008-08-15 20:44:14

Nah...Joke anything against the Kitty Krew i'm in!

I hate the kitty krew and their spamming ways!

>:(

CASHCLAWK ANGR3H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CASHCLAWK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SMASHES YOUR LAB UP WITH RAG3!!!!*


planetsam801planetsam801

2008-08-15 21:12:14

Yeah right.


kenny6kenny6

2008-08-15 22:17:56

..YOU SIR........ARE NOTHING MORE THAN AN ATTENTION WHORE......i hope you burn in hell


AshtonNextGenAshtonNextGen

2008-08-15 22:45:12

Hey what happened to your site? It was completely different last year?

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

Indeed, It's much more of a developed improvement now, wouldn't you think so my dear boy?

Tell your friends AshtonNextGen, DoctorEggman has returned and he's here to claim whats rightfully his! Ho-ho-ho-ho!


SpiteSpite

2008-08-15 23:09:00

EGGGGMMAAAAAANNNN!


WackyAnimationWackyAnimation

2008-08-15 23:55:48

Hmm.. says "HOO-HOO-HOO", wears lots of red... YOU MUST BE SANTA CLAUS!


beansinacanbeansinacan

2008-08-16 02:28:55

hey there, Eggman...trying to get attention now are we?


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

2008-08-16 09:17:30

Why doesn't the founder of the KK have any KK flashes?

DoctorEggman responds:

My word! Its Adair Tishler!?
Hello there my dear, welcome to Dr. Eggman's profile, I'm sure you will find it quite neatly accomodated?


KingofFleshKingofFlesh

2008-08-16 12:28:03

Hmm... Mild manner? Please... Such petty words have no effect on me. Just what do you want by disturbing me? Do you wish for an alliance, support? Or do you wish to die? How dare you distured me! Such nonsensical words I don't care about.


KingofFleshKingofFlesh

2008-08-16 12:29:43

Then again...