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Attention citizens of Newgrounds, I have important news which I'm sure you'll all like to hear!

2008-08-26 02:20:53 by DoctorEggman

I'm sure most of you have already heard the most recent news bulletin of the Kitty Krew disbanding, well those arrogant little pre-teens tried quite hastily to turn against me so I've shut them down permanently!
How does this effect my efforts to take over Newgrounds you may ask?
Well you see I already previously anticipated that such a minor catastrophe would occur so I took the liberty of preparing a malicious Plan 'B'! HO-HO, well needless to say I have now taken over the Clock Crew in my very short absence, and your fellow legendary crusader Strawberry Clock will now answer only to me, Clock Crew Chairman Dr. Eggman! HO-HO-HO-HO!

But enough fun and games, I am placing down a strict order right now, any remaining member of the Kitty Krew, or any other useless little group caught on this site will be instantly removed, once my new Eggman Eraser program has been fully reinstated, And as for you, BigFuzzyKitten, Magyar, Spinister, Fleek, WackyAnimation and your new found homosexual partner, TomyLee, I'm going to see to it that I personally get rid of you all myself!
After all, Once I take care of those dim-witted Fulp Brothers and gain total Control of this site and turn it into my new Eggman Ad-Space we most cirtenly can't have you nuicences running amok now can we?
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Attention citizens of Newgrounds, I have important news which I'm sure you'll all like to hear!


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richlerrichler

2008-08-26 02:38:09

hail dr eggman

DoctorEggman responds:

Mua-ha-ha-ha! Excellent, you are now an official member of the Clock Crew!
make over 1,000,000 CC flash and paste them up all over Newgrounds!


ninjakoopa-33ninjakoopa-33

2008-08-26 03:40:32

I see...
You think you can control everything, but that will never happen.
Sure you can get rid of these useless crews, but Sonic will always beat you Dr. Eggman!
XD

DoctorEggman responds:

What is the meaning of this obscurance!? I shall do as I please and you simply can't stop me, why your nothing more than a common street orphan!
Kneel down to your Master and do as I say!


KogeyKogey

2008-08-26 04:28:02

Hey Eggman, I'm Sonic in disguise! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!

DoctorEggman responds:

I beg your pardon!?


xXxAlecxXxxXxAlecxXx

2008-08-26 14:54:57

I AM THE EGGMAN I AM THE EGGMAN I AM THE WALRUS GOOGOO KA CHOO


Punk54Punk54

2008-08-26 22:41:44

Hitler


the1stguy1the1stguy1

2008-08-27 21:38:55

i like to touch my butthole


RustyRusty

2008-08-29 11:32:17

...?

DoctorEggman responds:

I thought I was rid of you, you fruit fondling fool!


5halo3rus915halo3rus91

2008-08-29 22:23:42

um r u ganna stop pming me now?

DoctorEggman responds:

Not that irritating YOU again!?
You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing this time!?


DoctorRobotnikDoctorRobotnik

2008-08-31 21:35:58

DoctorEggman you fool!
What do you think you're doing?!
I'll control Newgrounds far before you ever get a chance to,
and once thats done I'll see to it that you will be nothing!
You'll soon bow down to me Eggman!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

DoctorEggman responds:

What is the meaning of this!? How dare you even attempt to impersonate me!?
Do you have ANY idea who I am? You comically obese fool, remove yourself from my site at once, I won't tolorate this embarrassing nonsence, most especially from YOU!


beansinacanbeansinacan

2008-09-03 00:08:37

fuck off dicknut, nobody likes you, faggot

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

Oh-ho-ho-ho, well if it isn't beansinacan, are you failing miserably my dear?
It's cirtenly quite humbling to see the good doctor gain such grantful opportunities isn't it my dear?
I hope your ready for this Ms. Blake, because not even You can stop my plan to take over Newgrounds this time! No one can stand in my way! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


SispriSispri

2008-09-03 17:50:06

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kenny6kenny6

2008-09-03 19:28:56

LET THE WAR COMMENCE!!!!!


ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-09-03 22:30:45

hey wheres the egg-carrier

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

I'm going to one day construct a mini chao convenience Egg Carrier just for you, as for being such a good boy! =3


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-09-03 22:50:30

first of all kitty krews leader was bigfuzykitten and he dispanded it second the clock crew is a freakin cartoon!! and ur probably a little 12 year old kid not a 40 year old psycho or maybe ur a little 12 year old pyscho

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

What utter nonsence, I established the Kitty Krew myself as a means to cover up my own trackings on this site, when I was ready, I was going to turn the KK into the Eggman Empire, but those foolish little pre-teens all established mutiny against me, so I've now put them all out of operation, Permanently!
Of course you couldn't tell from my abusive reviews dated back last year as they were all removed by that meddlesome M-Bot! But don't you worry, I'm going to personally take good care of him as well! Ho-ho-ho


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-09-03 23:17:18

at least ur not as bad as that robotnik dude

DoctorEggman responds:

Of course, that ignorant fool is simply making an embarrsement of himself!
There's only room for one Doctor on this site, we'll most cirtenly have to dispose of him won't we, hm?


ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-09-03 23:28:33

yes doctor

DoctorEggman responds:

Thank you my good fellow, and now I shall big you good day!


planetsam801planetsam801

2008-09-03 23:37:11

You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing!?

DoctorEggman responds:

Duah! Me?? Why I'm here trying dominate this website, what brings you here with such rudeness!?


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-09-03 23:37:19

how do u suppose we do that doctor


ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-09-03 23:39:10

I think you are a brilliant proffesor

DoctorEggman responds:

Oh my, your quite an educated young chao arn't you, I can only presume you wern't taught under the guidance of that foolish professor chao.
I can see high ambitions for you, my good fellow! Ho-ho-ho-ho!


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-09-03 23:39:22

my comment above is to the doctors reply to my comment

DoctorEggman responds:

So, trying to double comment on my very page are you?
I won't stand for this!


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-09-03 23:58:13

how are we going to dispose of robotnik doctor

DoctorEggman responds:

WE? There's no 'we', unless your ready to submit yourself to the Clock Crew, I work alone my dear boy! After all my superiority is apparent, and this fool Doctor Robotnik is simply making an embarrassing spectacle of himself!
Granted the experience I know of my time on Newgrounds, its only a matter of time itself before he realises what a mockery he's constructed over himself and be shuned away by his own fan base! Ho-ho, It's quite cirtenly ironic isn't it, but thats the price you have to pay when you try to impersonate my brilliance!


bigfuckenazzbigfuckenazz

2008-09-04 00:48:52

lmao


ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-09-04 01:01:01

Why thank you doctor


Vizier1000Vizier1000

2008-09-04 02:00:01

Cool! Check out my userpage: vizier1000.newgrounds.com!


Chaosshadow2Chaosshadow2

2008-09-04 02:09:55

Come now Doc, we'll see what you can do. Heheh, I'm just like Sonic I'll always win!


evil-marshmallowevil-marshmallow

2008-09-04 06:51:09

i'l call sonic to kick your butt!


BilnaBilna

2008-09-04 07:00:59

i am obeying the dr eggman....


konuspix-4konuspix-4

2008-09-04 07:30:32

sonic:........


kittygurlluvsyoukittygurlluvsyou

2008-09-04 14:48:59

HEY!I think your awesome and all that but "kitty krew" it sounds like to me your making cats and killing them for robot's XD


EpicFaiIGuyEpicFaiIGuy

2008-09-04 15:58:34

Asshole.


ChdongaChdonga

2008-09-04 16:33:34

Doctor Robotnik FTW!


BIGBLUE567BIGBLUE567

2008-09-04 16:38:08

Eggman rulez all...
Forever....


RustyRusty

2008-09-04 16:45:07

Dr.Eggman i have prove that your enemy(and Grandfather) is a fake!

1. Robotnik is dead.

2. He isn't a Doctor he's a Professor.

3. There isn't a 3 but you can say something right?


RustyRusty

2008-09-04 16:47:25

Also i killed Wade, But Tom is still alive.


RustyRusty

2008-09-04 16:49:14

and i'll go play on Shadow the Hedgehog and kill Sonic and the Commander.


JTTOXICWASTEJTTOXICWASTE

2008-09-04 17:23:32

Finally! The KK won't screw Hentai flashes anymore!


goofykagoofyka

2008-09-04 17:30:12

No u won't.Even if u do u still have to take on EVERYBODY ON NG!!!!!!!!!MUHAHAHAH!!...I went crazy.=3


awsomesonicawsomesonic

2008-09-04 17:33:45

You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing!?


LeedoveLeedove

2008-09-04 18:05:15

Dude, eggman sucks.


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-09-04 18:17:49

ill never join one of ur spam crews


naruto102naruto102

2008-09-04 18:18:07

Your progam can't beat my hacking program which I made


sonicshadow999sonicshadow999

2008-09-04 18:31:43

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! IT SI SONIC HERE! I WILL KICK UR @$$!!! I AM WAY BETTER THAN U!!!!!


Sonicfan423Sonicfan423

2008-09-04 19:18:26

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT???? YOUR TRYING TO COPY THE GUY WITH THE USE NAME DOCTOR ROBOTNIK.!!! HOW PATHETIC!!!


SacredShitSacredShit

2008-09-04 19:44:11

I know important things.


RustyRusty

2008-09-05 07:41:24

Eggman i has newfound resepct for you!

1. Because your a 1337 g33k

2. Because you destroyed those absolutely dumbass, spamming bitches, THE KITTY KREW!


ImakuImaku

2008-09-05 08:17:10

Hello sir,

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ImakuImaku

2008-09-05 08:17:10

Hello sir,

You have won a new car, and to redeem it, please go here;

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blazedhedghg743blazedhedghg743

2008-09-05 17:57:20

Hey, about what I wrote in my profile, Sorry about that. Seriously, I didn't mean to say any bad things. Please, I learned my lesson, I won't say that again.


blazedhedghg743blazedhedghg743

2008-09-05 18:09:54

I take that back, you did it to others too YOU MILD MANNERED BEAST!!!


Wyvvern-GuyWyvvern-Guy

2008-09-05 19:04:59

I'm sure most of you have already heard the most recent news bulletin of the Kitty Krew disbanding, well those arrogant little pre-teens tried quite hastily to turn against me so I've shut them down permanently!
How does this effect my efforts to take over Newgrounds you may ask?
Well you see I already previously anticipated that such a minor catastrophe would occur so I took the liberty of preparing a malicious Plan 'B'! HO-HO, well needless to say I have now taken over the Clock Crew in my very short absence, and your fellow legendary crusader Strawberry Clock will now answer only to me, Clock Crew Chairman Dr. Eggman! HO-HO-HO-HO!

But enough fun and games, I am placing down a strict order right now, any remaining member of the Kitty Krew, or any other useless little group caught on this site will be instantly removed, once my new Eggman Eraser program has been fully reinstated, And as for you, BigFuzzyKitten, Magyar, Spinister, Fleek, WackyAnimation and your new found homosexual partner, TomyLee, I'm going to see to it that I personally get rid of you all myself!
After all, Once I take care of those dim-witted Fulp Brothers and gain total Control of this site and turn it into my new Eggman Ad-Space we most cirtenly can't have you nuicences running amok now can we?
HO-HO-HO-HO!

why the hell do you keep copying me? asshole