I'm sure most of you have already heard the most recent news bulletin of the Kitty Krew disbanding, well those arrogant little pre-teens tried quite hastily to turn against me so I've shut them down permanently!
How does this effect my efforts to take over Newgrounds you may ask?
Well you see I already previously anticipated that such a minor catastrophe would occur so I took the liberty of preparing a malicious Plan 'B'! HO-HO, well needless to say I have now taken over the Clock Crew in my very short absence, and your fellow legendary crusader Strawberry Clock will now answer only to me, Clock Crew Chairman Dr. Eggman! HO-HO-HO-HO!
But enough fun and games, I am placing down a strict order right now, any remaining member of the Kitty Krew, or any other useless little group caught on this site will be instantly removed, once my new Eggman Eraser program has been fully reinstated, And as for you, BigFuzzyKitten, Magyar, Spinister, Fleek, WackyAnimation and your new found homosexual partner, TomyLee, I'm going to see to it that I personally get rid of you all myself!
After all, Once I take care of those dim-witted Fulp Brothers and gain total Control of this site and turn it into my new Eggman Ad-Space we most cirtenly can't have you nuicences running amok now can we?
HO-HO-HO-HO!
dkfan123
how are we going to dispose of robotnik doctor
DoctorEggman
WE? There's no 'we', unless your ready to submit yourself to the Clock Crew, I work alone my dear boy! After all my superiority is apparent, and this fool Doctor Robotnik is simply making an embarrassing spectacle of himself!
Granted the experience I know of my time on Newgrounds, its only a matter of time itself before he realises what a mockery he's constructed over himself and be shuned away by his own fan base! Ho-ho, It's quite cirtenly ironic isn't it, but thats the price you have to pay when you try to impersonate my brilliance!