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HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

2008-11-04 12:16:49 by DoctorEggman
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You all thought you was rid of me for good, didn't you Newgrounds, well I've got news for you, you can't get rid of me, I'm like a Rubber Ball! Everytime you pat me on the head, I just keep on bouncing back! Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
You didn't scare me away for good NG, in my unexplained absence I have dominated the Government Communication HQ which, having made my new base of operations, I am communicating to you all from right now! This will make it a whole lot easier for me to dominate this entire website and bring all of you hideous little children down on your knee's in absolute obedience!
Mua-ha-ha-haa! Soon you will all be obeying the great word of Dr. Eggman-sama, whether you want to or not!

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!


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RustyRusty

2008-11-04 12:31:39

The funs over then?


Crazy-DorsyCrazy-Dorsy

2008-11-04 12:42:32

Why is he reaching towards me like that? o_O
I think he wants to do unmentionable things to me...


evil-marshmallowevil-marshmallow

2008-11-04 12:45:29

You rule, Eggman.

Good luck conquering the internet!


AzureSignalAzureSignal

2008-11-04 12:49:56

Yeah, you'll own everyone! Can I join your side?


xMobius1xxMobius1x

2008-11-04 12:56:10

You're trying to take over Newgrounds. What's so great about Newgrounds? I don't even like it here!

Don't go for Newgrounds, you won't be reaching your quota of glory. Aim for something even bigger, like Facebook, MySpace, DeviantART, or even the entire Internet!

I am Mobius 1, and I wish you luck on your quest!


deathslayerdeathslayer

2008-11-04 12:57:32

dont give him ideas, you fools.....
he will turn against you in the end..


ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-11-04 13:08:34

Yay you're back


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2008-11-04 13:10:13

Oh but at least we'll be entertained before we're enslaved. Poozy doesn't promise such whimsical antics as good ol' Doctor Eggman, and The Clock Crew was ruined when a million other crew clones popped up.

Nope, in the end Eggman is the best choice! vote yes on lol!


aListersaListers

2008-11-04 13:27:31

you still lost the clock crew!


RustyRusty

2008-11-04 13:58:49

Hmm, I'm beginning to think you are Santa!

Red Suit, Over-sized weight, White gloves and That mysterious laugh "HO HO HO"...


WiiporterWiiporter

2008-11-04 14:03:59

hay you can have the cc it sucks


topdog2007topdog2007

2008-11-04 14:08:24

wow the kid back why don't you do us all a favor and go get shot or ran over that way you die that way pepole might give a shit about you but i don't never will you just another idiot on newground when you balls drop we can talk little kid


LumdieLumdie

2008-11-04 14:32:26

dr eggman i kicked your ass!!


RustyRusty

2008-11-04 14:32:28

LolJew.


azzo9azzo9

2008-11-04 15:16:55

sooo your back,
your a egg headed 44 year old >:-(


konuspix-4konuspix-4

2008-11-04 15:49:58

i dont care ya know


Wyvvern-GuyWyvvern-Guy

2008-11-04 16:16:05

You all thought you was rid of me for good, didn't you Newgrounds, well I've got news for you, you can't get rid of me, I'm like a Rubber Ball! Everytime you pat me on the head, I just keep on bouncing back! Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
You didn't scare me away for good NG, in my unexplained absence I have dominated the Government Communication HQ which, having made my new base of operations, I am communicating to you all from right now! This will make it a whole lot easier for me to dominate this entire website and bring all of you hideous little children down on your knee's in absolute obedience!
Mua-ha-ha-haa! Soon you will all be obeying the great word of Dr. Eggman-sama, whether you want to or not

God damnit, stop copying me!


sonicboom676sonicboom676

2008-11-04 16:35:51

FUCK U SON OF A BICTH !!! UR JUST ANOTHER LITTLE FUCING KID THATS SUCKS BALLS JUST LIKE FAT BANJO U BASTERD!


dkfan123dkfan123

2008-11-04 16:35:53

seriously why newgrounds why not devianart it has alot more members and it is more worthwhile


sonicboom676sonicboom676

2008-11-04 16:36:41

AND BTW I THOUGH I KICKED UR ASS U HO!!!


azzo9azzo9

2008-11-04 16:59:04

what are you a old guy that sits his butt on the comp all day and has no life or edacation!


halfrican89halfrican89

2008-11-04 17:10:16

I was told to say mean things to you and also that you were a bitch..Umm your a bitch...that is all


igottigott

2008-11-04 17:22:35

Yay! Hug from your favorite sonic killer?


5143051430

2008-11-04 17:27:12

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here. Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9000 gay people in New Jersey untill Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong.


5143051430

2008-11-04 17:48:15

Now that I've sent you the ultimate insult, I would like to point out that you are the worst example of an evil world conquerer in the entire world.

Who the hell builds countless robots with such stupid functionality and teams up with his very enemies, who then kick his ass later when he's turned on them?

No, REAL Evil qorld conquerers like myself do it all by themselves. I have the power. I have the skill. I have the intelligence.

You have the intelligence, but you have neither the power or skill. YOU FAIL EPICALLY AS AN EVIL-DOER.

Now, join me or die!


ReFreezedReFreezed

2008-11-04 18:06:52

O rly? *yawn*


CleverMiamCleverMiam

2008-11-04 18:27:06

You really think you can do it? Fine! I won't hold you back! But, why Newgrounds? What's so special about it so that you want to conquer it. And I can't join you, I'm already in the grasp of 51430 and I'd die before betraying him!


ShadowChao96ShadowChao96

2008-11-04 18:28:46

All I have in life is my faith in jesus now......


CapnChaosCapnChaos

2008-11-04 18:32:55

Fuck you, douchebag.


Kitten-of-AnnoyanceKitten-of-Annoyance

2008-11-04 18:44:30

oh goodness........................ >____>


DoctorRobotnikDoctorRobotnik

2008-11-04 18:48:25

Ha!
Now since you have finally returned, my plan will soon ca mince!
You'll be surprised of what's instore in the future!


azzo9azzo9

2008-11-04 18:57:28

you suck!


lazymonkey94lazymonkey94

2008-11-04 19:19:14

can i halp you take over ng?


TehBossTehBoss

2008-11-04 19:35:22

Butcrack...


axl2396axl2396

2008-11-04 19:43:55

so the fat man is back huh? HO-HO-HO-HO-HO MERRY X-MAS :3


EternalMadnessFreakEternalMadnessFreak

2008-11-04 19:45:59

YOUR FUCKIN GAY


4everZer04everZer0

2008-11-04 20:02:41

Flints a better villian anyways ^_^

oh snap!


LeedoveLeedove

2008-11-04 21:54:56

Well I did enjoy the peace will you were out.
Responded to your comment.


EndsvillEndsvill

2008-11-04 23:00:16

You just dont get it do you eggman I cant be stoped. I am invincible and will stand and defend newgrounds as my strength crushes you and all you through at me. Don't forget I have the ultimate ally, Chuck Norris.


sonic98sonic98

2008-11-05 00:01:30

YOU'RE BACK!?

Oh my God.....

Things have changed. I have an Anti-Spam group, so BACK OFF.


kisamekisame

2008-11-05 00:07:32

PROMOTION!

DoctorEggman responds:

OH-HO-HO-HO, INDEED!
I admire your enthusiasm young man, I'm going to have to give you a ...PR-R-R-R-R-ROMOTION!


walterwagnerwalterwagner

2008-11-05 01:36:35

FUCK U ASIAN FAGGOT LIEK MY COCK AND DIE

DoctorEggman responds:

HOW DARE YOU!! YOU ILL-MANNERED BEAST!
YOU WILL ABIDE TO MY EVERY COMMANDS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
Im not to be subjected to your poorly developed genitalia, I'm a sophisticated qualified scientist! Do you understand?


BazookaJackBazookaJack

2008-11-05 02:51:01

omg youre awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! LETS DESTROY SONIC!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA

DoctorEggman responds:

Don't be so hasty young man, first we must proclaim all the corresponding paperwork so I can claim planning permission to own land and materials to constuct and operate heavy machinery to build robots who will then carry out all my legal terms and endorcements so that I can carry out my diabolical inventions to catch that hedgehog!


kittygurlluvsyoukittygurlluvsyou

2008-11-05 08:34:51

what'd I do ta ya! O.O

DoctorEggman responds:

Shut up! Silence, I own you young lady, do as I say! Cook! Clean! Take care of me!
...And most importantly, FLUFF MY PILLOWS!


ThrashtheHedgehogThrashtheHedgehog

2008-11-05 12:46:51

The army of hedgehogs will kick your sorry ass!

DoctorEggman responds:

I HATE HEDGEHOGS!? DISCUSTING LITTLE BEASTS!
I ONCE TRIED TO GRAB A HEDGEHOG AND IT CURLED INTO A SPINY BALL!
HOW DARE IT, I DON'T REMEMBER ORDERING IT TO DO THAT!?
GRRR... I'M PROCLAIMING WAR ON YOU AND YOUR FILFY WOODLAND RESIDENTS HEDGEHOG! I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO ACCEPT MY NUTS AND BERRIES!


DavidsServerDavidsServer

2008-11-05 15:04:36

BARACK OBAMA WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT.
FUCK YEAH.
THE WORLD IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS.
CANADA IS GLAD.

THANKS, GERITOL.

www.davidsserver.net
www.davidsserver.net/forums

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

H-HOW DARE YOU!?
THATS IT, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU DAVID SERVER! AND HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ADVERTISING CAMPAIN TURNED INTO MY NEW MARVELOUS EGGMAN AD-SPACE CAMPAIN!
MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


Chaosshadow2Chaosshadow2

2008-11-05 15:26:40

So...you're back..and you got fatter, not very interesting if I gotta say so myself. e.e

DoctorEggman responds:

Well you should be interested young man, for soon even you and your family will have no choice but to click on my marvelous price comparison website!
HO-HO-HO-HO!


Sonic415Sonic415

2008-11-05 16:24:34

I thought you said you left for good?

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

That, my dear boy is exactly what I wanted you to believe! Ho-Ho!
you physically repulsive teenagers are far more gullible than I'd hope to believe.
Ho-ho-ho, how hilariously humiliating for you!


winryrockbell17winryrockbell17

2008-11-05 20:34:54

what are you talking about?

DoctorEggman responds:

My dear, I can most simply assure you, Its absolute nonsence coming out of my mouth, nothing more!
HO-HO-HO-HO!