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HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

2008-11-04 12:16:49 by DoctorEggman
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You all thought you was rid of me for good, didn't you Newgrounds, well I've got news for you, you can't get rid of me, I'm like a Rubber Ball! Everytime you pat me on the head, I just keep on bouncing back! Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
You didn't scare me away for good NG, in my unexplained absence I have dominated the Government Communication HQ which, having made my new base of operations, I am communicating to you all from right now! This will make it a whole lot easier for me to dominate this entire website and bring all of you hideous little children down on your knee's in absolute obedience!
Mua-ha-ha-haa! Soon you will all be obeying the great word of Dr. Eggman-sama, whether you want to or not!

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!


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Sonicthehedgehog2007Sonicthehedgehog2007

2008-11-05 21:53:42

Eggman! what are you up to this time?!?!

DoctorEggman responds:

Mua-ha-ha! You anthropomorphic hedgehog! Not even you can stop me from turning this wretched website into profitable ad-space this time!
Soon internet users from around the globe will be coming here to EGGMAN'S AD-SPACE NETWORK to find cheaper deals on car insurance and interest free loans of up to 25% for the first year of contract. HAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAA!


SacredShitSacredShit

2008-11-06 00:36:57

I challenge you to reply to all your comments.

DoctorEggman responds:

Just you wait and see, soon you will get to witness your glorious leader Dr. Eggman-Sama respond to all of these physically repulsive teenagers messages and comments! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!


chaoesechaoese

2008-11-06 03:39:11

You think we will obey you? Apparently we won't. Did you really have any major impact on Newgrounds? No. And about your user image. If you are really Eggman, why do you look so much like a drawing?

(Updated ) DoctorEggman responds:

You arrogant pile of dairy product, you will have no choice but to obey me, soon when my plan to dominate Newgrounds is complete and turn it into glorious Ad-Space, all of you will be paying worship to my profile every day! HO-HO-HO-HO!


Impulse203Impulse203

2008-11-06 06:05:18

cool man

DoctorEggman responds:

Excellent! you are now an official member of the Clock Crew!
make over 1,000,000 Eggman Empire flash and paste them up all over Newgrounds to announce my triumphant return! HO-HO-HO!


RustyRusty

2008-11-06 08:20:22

Not responding to anyone's comments?

You still back?

DoctorEggman responds:

Of course I am, don't be so hasty, I have BIG plans for you yet, Clock!


FatBanjoFatBanjo

2008-11-06 14:12:54

Yeeah a pleasure workin wit'chu N***a!
Loong live da Eggman Empire fo' sure!
Dats what ah'm talkin' bout!

DoctorEggman responds:

I still have more work outside of Newgrounds for you and your gang members to perform for me yet, FatBanjo!
Report for duty details outside my office and await my instructions!


NeverHundredNeverHundred

2008-11-06 14:55:21

If you want to put some subliminal messages in music and/or videos I may look into it. I've always had a nak for propaganda.


RustyRusty

2008-11-06 15:40:32

Introducing Tongs!

DoctorEggman responds:

YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BEAST! WHY YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE CLOCK, PUT ON THIS EARTH TO INFORM US OF THE CURRENT TIME!
Learn your place young man, and do as I say, I own you now, along with the rest of your simple minded group of vegetables!


KogeyKogey

2008-11-06 16:30:33

Penis.


megasonic12megasonic12

2008-11-06 16:44:27

you suck!!!!!!!


RustyRusty

2008-11-06 18:33:22

Right, If you don't give me $2000,000 within 48 hours then I shall nuke EggmanLand.


Haseo14Haseo14

2008-11-06 18:57:46

dude you need to spend about 10 minutes on a stair master ya pudgy bastard


Wyvvern-GuyWyvvern-Guy

2008-11-06 19:43:49

It's possible u will rape me!


SinitronSinitron

2008-11-06 19:50:44

the xh4ck dick


Harry-SlaughterHarry-Slaughter

2008-11-06 20:15:59

...................


konuspix-4konuspix-4

2008-11-06 20:28:49

What happin to teh eggman land project?
And you may have an IQ of 300 but you are an idoit .
And you get you're fat ass kicked by a blue hedgehog.


Supreme777Supreme777

2008-11-06 20:35:15

You have fun with that. Just stay the fuck away from me!


Wyvvern-GuyWyvvern-Guy

2008-11-06 21:51:24

Plz stop insulting my alt.Naw he isn't my alt. That would be stupid D:

But stop spamming this awesome guy D: spam me i love it because i can add to my ban list!


SacredShitSacredShit

2008-11-06 22:34:25

Your rise to power is inevitable.


kittygurlluvsyoukittygurlluvsyou

2008-11-07 08:17:08

how bout I stuff that pillow somewhere else! D:<


jocker92jocker92

2008-11-07 11:24:58

no one can replace doctor eggman


AzureSignalAzureSignal

2008-11-07 16:31:31

There's no need for you to conquer the Internet. I'll do it for you and I'll let you have all the credit.


igottigott

2008-11-07 17:49:43

Hug?


axl2396axl2396

2008-11-07 22:45:27

.............your gona get FUCKED up in a minet


Punk54Punk54

2008-11-08 06:14:39

WAIT. IF YOU'RE DOCTOR EGGMAN, WHO THE FUCK IS DOCTOR ROBOTNIK?

ALSO, FUCK YOU FATBANJO, STOP TRYING TO BE BLACK, YOU MENTALLY RETARDED WHITE HILL-BILLY FUCK


Wyvvern-GuyWyvvern-Guy

2008-11-08 13:49:26

You really do have incredible work :D


BlaZe016HBlaZe016H

2008-11-08 22:17:30

You rule, Eggman! Robotnik can suck my cock!


ringclockringclock

2008-11-09 07:29:08

i told you sonic is gonna stop you, right sonic?


NinjaDog87NinjaDog87

2008-11-09 16:09:34

dont ever comment on my posts again or i will snap your neck in your sleep and use your head as a belated halloween jackolantern


EndsvillEndsvill

2008-11-09 18:41:32

So let me get this straight, you are here to destroy us yet again, but some how are going to fail (some how............ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AKA: WE SCREW YOU OVER) and you run away with your tail between your legs, that sounds fine to me. :P


lookover262lookover262

2008-11-10 17:34:27

*cough*loser*cough*


smicothegreatsmicothegreat

2008-11-10 17:42:07

o________o

I don't even have to answer or say anything regarding to you due to the stupidity level of this entire page that now covers my computer screen..

Good day sir..


ChdongaChdonga

2008-11-10 20:43:40

It's about time you showed up. It's been several months since I whooped your ass and now you're back for more. Ha-ha-ha-ha!


isuckandsoyouisuckandsoyou

2008-11-11 13:05:14

Hi Santa. Ho ho.


kisamekisame

2008-11-14 13:26:12

Yo I got a shipment of Wave Quake Generators That you might be interested in.
Bought em half price from some Space Pirates in Tallon IV oh and they threw in some free PACs and turrets too.


yoshinator46yoshinator46

2008-11-14 20:09:53

I was havin' a bunch a fun, and then you came. Please just, go away. Nobody wants you


darkthehedgehog53darkthehedgehog53

2008-11-15 21:40:34

............heh heh *grabs you neck puts you up too wall* alot of my friends said you have been being a jaerk are you sure you want to mess with me i am not normale *eyes turn red*....


jonathan565jonathan565

2008-11-15 23:54:12

okay try jumping off the empire state building and living without help from your robots


chaoesechaoese

2008-11-16 16:38:26

Oh what an amazing response you gave me, "You arrogant pile of dairy product, you will have no choice but to obey me, soon when my plan to dominate Newgrounds is complete and turn it into glorious Ad-Space, all of you will be paying worship to my profile every day! HO-HO-HO-HO!" Tell me, how exactly do you plan on taking over NG? It's not like Tom Fulp will give it over to you.


lazymonkey94lazymonkey94

2008-11-19 17:02:17

wat??


Zombie-ToasterZombie-Toaster

2008-11-23 12:20:25

I dunno I think Dr .Eggy is funny. I don't know why you guys hate him so much.


StrangeUserStrangeUser

2008-11-25 00:37:11

O o
/¯/________________________
| HE IS FIRIN' HES LAZER!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯


Hippiehater1683Hippiehater1683

2008-11-25 21:53:12

Okay, that's it. I'm getting you banned.


Sonicthehedgehog2007Sonicthehedgehog2007

2008-11-27 08:10:23

OK..... then i'll get Shawnspaz16NG to kick your f***ing a**.


sonicboom676sonicboom676

2008-11-27 13:08:29

hey eggman, im going to spam u
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leave it to the spam squad to ruin ur computer! >:D


sonicboom676sonicboom676

2008-11-27 13:09:52

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NarutoUzimaki90NarutoUzimaki90

2008-12-01 18:27:10

Bitch! i thought eggman died oh well DIEEEEEEEEEEE ZAR WARDU WRRRYYYYYY!


Sonicthehedgehog2007Sonicthehedgehog2007

2008-12-04 19:11:32

I will stop you Eggman! *turns in werehog* see? i can beat you!


LumdieLumdie

2008-12-08 17:20:16

eggman is a NIGGUR!


LumdieLumdie

2008-12-08 17:22:29

LETS FIGHT EGGMAN!