Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Eggman, Original founder of the KK!
I have to aplologies for my previously unexplained absence, for you see I was called away after my previous attempt to dominate this website and turn it into 'Eggman Ad-space' with other matters to attend to, But I'm back, and I'm here to take revenge on all members of the Kitty Krew who dared turn against me!
I'm going to fulfil my goal to take over Newgrounds and turn it into profitable Ad-space, and not even you, WACKYANIMATION and your traitorus Kittys have the gulls to stop me!
HO-HO-HO-HO!
WackyAnimation
Hey, any member would realize that kirbs would hack his way to power anyway.
DoctorEggman
OOH, I say, is that a challenge, my dear simion puffball?
Very well, I challenge you to very quest of dominating all of Newgrounds, and unlike you, I'm an evil genius, with a simply outstanding IQ of 300!
You can't simply comprehend to my magnificent grace and strategic power!
HO-HO-HO-HO!