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Age 60, Male

Tyrannical Scientist

Amnihama University

Takome` Village, Yokosuka

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Attention! This is a special news bulletin addressed directly to the so called Kitty Krew!

Posted by DoctorEggman - August 11th, 2008


Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Eggman, Original founder of the KK!
I have to aplologies for my previously unexplained absence, for you see I was called away after my previous attempt to dominate this website and turn it into 'Eggman Ad-space' with other matters to attend to, But I'm back, and I'm here to take revenge on all members of the Kitty Krew who dared turn against me!
I'm going to fulfil my goal to take over Newgrounds and turn it into profitable Ad-space, and not even you, WACKYANIMATION and your traitorus Kittys have the gulls to stop me!
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Attention! This is a special news bulletin addressed directly to the so called Kitty Krew!


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Hey, any member would realize that kirbs would hack his way to power anyway.

OOH, I say, is that a challenge, my dear simion puffball?
Very well, I challenge you to very quest of dominating all of Newgrounds, and unlike you, I'm an evil genius, with a simply outstanding IQ of 300!
You can't simply comprehend to my magnificent grace and strategic power!
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Woah..

Indeed, It's absolutely magnificent isn't it?
Your now standing in the presence of the new ruler of Newgrounds, the greatest scientific genius, the world has ever known!
Chairman Dr. Eggman, ha-ha-ha-ha!

Uhh, Im the founder of the KK, as anyone could obviously see.....

How dare you! You ill mannered child, show some respect!
I own the KK, and I'm going to use its power and influence to take over Newgrounds and turn it into my new Eggman advertising network!
You can't stop me, so stand down and kneel before your master!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!

you again?

Mua-ha-ha-haa!
Thats right fool, you could never get rid of me, no matter how hard you try!

We can make a super admin account for you if you like.

OOH, well that would be just marv... wait a minute, I know what your up to WackyAnimation, you can't fool me!
I'll get you one of these days, just you wait and see!

sex?

I beg your pardon young man?
Do you have ANY IDEA who you're addressing?
I'm Dr. Eggman, you can't talk to me in such an inappropriate manner,
I simply won't tolorate it!

lmao... damn... could you answer me some serious questions please?
How old are you? And, don't you have better shit to care about?

If my institution to this site really does intruege you then I shall answer your question, I am 44 years old and chairman of my new business enterprise, Eggman Ad-space.
You simply lack the vision for the perfect attribute to this site young man, taking down all these worthless flash applications and turning this site into one big marvelous advertising network.
It will be ingenious!

AHHHHHRGGGG, Oh Noes He is back, can I play ur beaner machine?

I beg your pardon? I have no such thing, what utter nonsence!?
My last ingenious plan to take over Newgrounds involved a unique spyware system I invented that had the unique ability to erase other peoples accounts, making me the sole stockholder of this site!
HA-HA-HA-HA, It was simply marvelous

If robotnic's the egg man, than am I the walrus?

WHAT NONSENCE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
ARGH, YOUR DRIVING ME INSANE!? I WON'T TOLORATE THIS YOU IRRITATING PUFFBALL! I'M RAGING WAR ON YOU AND YOUR DREAMLAND PEOPLE! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!
My KK army will Obliverate you Wacky, Give up now and go home! Ha-Ha-ha-ha!

but i am home...

We're not accommodating you anymore Wacky Animation!
Gather your things and get off my website!

This site belongs to me now, me and my Kitty Krew army, your simply not welcome here anymore, pack your belongings and move aside!
For soon this shall all become profitable ad-space, and we simply can't have grubby ill-mannered children like you running around causing amok and mischief now can we?

BigFuzzyKitten
Sign-Up Date:
8/8/06

DoctorEggman
Sign-Up Date:
2/18/07

what

You think your so smart don't you young man, But I am much smarter!
BigFuzzyKitten isn't the original founder of the Kitty Krew, that insufferable hairball mearly stole my title, and the fame with it!
But I'll get him, just you wait and see, I'm going to find that sneaky little feline, and when I do, my robot processing factories will look forward to greeting him with the perfect accommodation. HA-HA-HA-HA!!

We meet again, Doctor Eggman...

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT!!
HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN IM TRYING TO LOOK BUSY!?

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

Excellent, you are now an official member of the Kitty Krew, go out and produce loads of flash with my corporate logo on it and promote them all over the Newgrounds Flash portal, fast haste!

I know what you did, Doctor Eggman. I've come to stop you with verbal threatening and harsh language that will crush your spirit.

You can't even hope to stop me this time, who ever you are!
My newest plan to dominate this site is foolproof!
Not even that irritable Blue Hedgehog can stop me this time! HA-HA-HA-HA!

what?

I ain't plannin' on destroying the KK, I'm planning on saving it. I am your guardian angel.

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lol wth but did u draw that if so nj

ohh and ps u know how ur saying take over ng tom fulp could easily just ban u lol along w/ the kk

sonic:??

THAT HEDGEHOG!
GET AWAY FROM MY PAGE YOU GROUNGY LITTLE BEAST!
HOW DARE YOU PRESENT SUCH AMOK TO MY WONDROUS SITE!

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