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Age 60, Male

Tyrannical Scientist

Amnihama University

Takome` Village, Yokosuka

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Attention citizens of Newgrounds, I have important news which I'm sure you'll all like to hear!

Posted by DoctorEggman - August 26th, 2008


I'm sure most of you have already heard the most recent news bulletin of the Kitty Krew disbanding, well those arrogant little pre-teens tried quite hastily to turn against me so I've shut them down permanently!
How does this effect my efforts to take over Newgrounds you may ask?
Well you see I already previously anticipated that such a minor catastrophe would occur so I took the liberty of preparing a malicious Plan 'B'! HO-HO, well needless to say I have now taken over the Clock Crew in my very short absence, and your fellow legendary crusader Strawberry Clock will now answer only to me, Clock Crew Chairman Dr. Eggman! HO-HO-HO-HO!

But enough fun and games, I am placing down a strict order right now, any remaining member of the Kitty Krew, or any other useless little group caught on this site will be instantly removed, once my new Eggman Eraser program has been fully reinstated, And as for you, BigFuzzyKitten, Magyar, Spinister, Fleek, WackyAnimation and your new found homosexual partner, TomyLee, I'm going to see to it that I personally get rid of you all myself!
After all, Once I take care of those dim-witted Fulp Brothers and gain total Control of this site and turn it into my new Eggman Ad-Space we most cirtenly can't have you nuicences running amok now can we?
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Attention citizens of Newgrounds, I have important news which I'm sure you'll all like to hear!


Comments

hail dr eggman

Mua-ha-ha-ha! Excellent, you are now an official member of the Clock Crew!
make over 1,000,000 CC flash and paste them up all over Newgrounds!

I see...
You think you can control everything, but that will never happen.
Sure you can get rid of these useless crews, but Sonic will always beat you Dr. Eggman!
XD

What is the meaning of this obscurance!? I shall do as I please and you simply can't stop me, why your nothing more than a common street orphan!
Kneel down to your Master and do as I say!

Hey Eggman, I'm Sonic in disguise! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!

I beg your pardon!?

I AM THE EGGMAN I AM THE EGGMAN I AM THE WALRUS GOOGOO KA CHOO

Hitler

i like to touch my butthole

...?

I thought I was rid of you, you fruit fondling fool!

um r u ganna stop pming me now?

Not that irritating YOU again!?
You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing this time!?

DoctorEggman you fool!
What do you think you're doing?!
I'll control Newgrounds far before you ever get a chance to,
and once thats done I'll see to it that you will be nothing!
You'll soon bow down to me Eggman!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

What is the meaning of this!? How dare you even attempt to impersonate me!?
Do you have ANY idea who I am? You comically obese fool, remove yourself from my site at once, I won't tolorate this embarrassing nonsence, most especially from YOU!

fuck off dicknut, nobody likes you, faggot

Oh-ho-ho-ho, well if it isn't beansinacan, are you failing miserably my dear?
It's cirtenly quite humbling to see the good doctor gain such grantful opportunities isn't it my dear?
I hope your ready for this Ms. Blake, because not even You can stop my plan to take over Newgrounds this time! No one can stand in my way! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

You mild mannered Beast!
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LET THE WAR COMMENCE!!!!!

hey wheres the egg-carrier

I'm going to one day construct a mini chao convenience Egg Carrier just for you, as for being such a good boy! =3

first of all kitty krews leader was bigfuzykitten and he dispanded it second the clock crew is a freakin cartoon!! and ur probably a little 12 year old kid not a 40 year old psycho or maybe ur a little 12 year old pyscho

What utter nonsence, I established the Kitty Krew myself as a means to cover up my own trackings on this site, when I was ready, I was going to turn the KK into the Eggman Empire, but those foolish little pre-teens all established mutiny against me, so I've now put them all out of operation, Permanently!
Of course you couldn't tell from my abusive reviews dated back last year as they were all removed by that meddlesome M-Bot! But don't you worry, I'm going to personally take good care of him as well! Ho-ho-ho

at least ur not as bad as that robotnik dude

Of course, that ignorant fool is simply making an embarrsement of himself!
There's only room for one Doctor on this site, we'll most cirtenly have to dispose of him won't we, hm?

yes doctor

Thank you my good fellow, and now I shall big you good day!

You mild mannered Beast!
What do you think your doing!?

Duah! Me?? Why I'm here trying dominate this website, what brings you here with such rudeness!?

how do u suppose we do that doctor

I think you are a brilliant proffesor

Oh my, your quite an educated young chao arn't you, I can only presume you wern't taught under the guidance of that foolish professor chao.
I can see high ambitions for you, my good fellow! Ho-ho-ho-ho!

my comment above is to the doctors reply to my comment

So, trying to double comment on my very page are you?
I won't stand for this!

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