You all thought you was rid of me for good, didn't you Newgrounds, well I've got news for you, you can't get rid of me, I'm like a Rubber Ball! Everytime you pat me on the head, I just keep on bouncing back! Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
You didn't scare me away for good NG, in my unexplained absence I have dominated the Government Communication HQ which, having made my new base of operations, I am communicating to you all from right now! This will make it a whole lot easier for me to dominate this entire website and bring all of you hideous little children down on your knee's in absolute obedience!
Mua-ha-ha-haa! Soon you will all be obeying the great word of Dr. Eggman-sama, whether you want to or not!
Please Respect Dr. Eggman-sama's wishes! Dr. Eggman-sama is all knowing! Failure to obey is unforgivable! You worship and obey Dr. Eggman-sama! You want to obey Dr. Eggman-sama's rule!
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HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
Posted by DoctorEggman - November 4th, 2008
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PROMOTION!
OH-HO-HO-HO, INDEED!
I admire your enthusiasm young man, I'm going to have to give you a ...PR-R-R-R-R-ROMOTION!
FUCK U ASIAN FAGGOT LIEK MY COCK AND DIE
HOW DARE YOU!! YOU ILL-MANNERED BEAST!
YOU WILL ABIDE TO MY EVERY COMMANDS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
Im not to be subjected to your poorly developed genitalia, I'm a sophisticated qualified scientist! Do you understand?
omg youre awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!! LETS DESTROY SONIC!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
Don't be so hasty young man, first we must proclaim all the corresponding paperwork so I can claim planning permission to own land and materials to constuct and operate heavy machinery to build robots who will then carry out all my legal terms and endorcements so that I can carry out my diabolical inventions to catch that hedgehog!
what'd I do ta ya! O.O
Shut up! Silence, I own you young lady, do as I say! Cook! Clean! Take care of me!
...And most importantly, FLUFF MY PILLOWS!
The army of hedgehogs will kick your sorry ass!
I HATE HEDGEHOGS!? DISCUSTING LITTLE BEASTS!
I ONCE TRIED TO GRAB A HEDGEHOG AND IT CURLED INTO A SPINY BALL!
HOW DARE IT, I DON'T REMEMBER ORDERING IT TO DO THAT!?
GRRR... I'M PROCLAIMING WAR ON YOU AND YOUR FILFY WOODLAND RESIDENTS HEDGEHOG! I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO ACCEPT MY NUTS AND BERRIES!
BARACK OBAMA WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT.
FUCK YEAH.
THE WORLD IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS.
CANADA IS GLAD.
THANKS, GERITOL.
<a href="http://www.davidsserver.net">www.davidsserver.net</a>
<a href="http://www.davidsserver.net/forums">www.davidsserver.net/forums</a>
H-HOW DARE YOU!?
THATS IT, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU DAVID SERVER! AND HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ADVERTISING CAMPAIN TURNED INTO MY NEW MARVELOUS EGGMAN AD-SPACE CAMPAIN!
MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
So...you're back..and you got fatter, not very interesting if I gotta say so myself. e.e
Well you should be interested young man, for soon even you and your family will have no choice but to click on my marvelous price comparison website!
HO-HO-HO-HO!
I thought you said you left for good?
That, my dear boy is exactly what I wanted you to believe! Ho-Ho!
you physically repulsive teenagers are far more gullible than I'd hope to believe.
Ho-ho-ho, how hilariously humiliating for you!
what are you talking about?
My dear, I can most simply assure you, Its absolute nonsence coming out of my mouth, nothing more!
HO-HO-HO-HO!
Eggman! what are you up to this time?!?!
Mua-ha-ha! You anthropomorphic hedgehog! Not even you can stop me from turning this wretched website into profitable ad-space this time!
Soon internet users from around the globe will be coming here to EGGMAN'S AD-SPACE NETWORK to find cheaper deals on car insurance and interest free loans of up to 25% for the first year of contract. HAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAA!
I challenge you to reply to all your comments.
Just you wait and see, soon you will get to witness your glorious leader Dr. Eggman-Sama respond to all of these physically repulsive teenagers messages and comments! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
You think we will obey you? Apparently we won't. Did you really have any major impact on Newgrounds? No. And about your user image. If you are really Eggman, why do you look so much like a drawing?
You arrogant pile of dairy product, you will have no choice but to obey me, soon when my plan to dominate Newgrounds is complete and turn it into glorious Ad-Space, all of you will be paying worship to my profile every day! HO-HO-HO-HO!
cool man
Excellent! you are now an official member of the Clock Crew!
make over 1,000,000 Eggman Empire flash and paste them up all over Newgrounds to announce my triumphant return! HO-HO-HO!
Not responding to anyone's comments?
You still back?
Of course I am, don't be so hasty, I have BIG plans for you yet, Clock!
Yeeah a pleasure workin wit'chu N***a!
Loong live da Eggman Empire fo' sure!
Dats what ah'm talkin' bout!
I still have more work outside of Newgrounds for you and your gang members to perform for me yet, FatBanjo!
Report for duty details outside my office and await my instructions!
If you want to put some subliminal messages in music and/or videos I may look into it. I've always had a nak for propaganda.
Introducing Tongs!
YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU ARROGANT LITTLE BEAST! WHY YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE CLOCK, PUT ON THIS EARTH TO INFORM US OF THE CURRENT TIME!
Learn your place young man, and do as I say, I own you now, along with the rest of your simple minded group of vegetables!
Penis.
you suck!!!!!!!
sonic98
YOU'RE BACK!?
Oh my God.....
Things have changed. I have an Anti-Spam group, so BACK OFF.