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2008-11-04 12:16:49 by DoctorEggman
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You all thought you was rid of me for good, didn't you Newgrounds, well I've got news for you, you can't get rid of me, I'm like a Rubber Ball! Everytime you pat me on the head, I just keep on bouncing back! Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
You didn't scare me away for good NG, in my unexplained absence I have dominated the Government Communication HQ which, having made my new base of operations, I am communicating to you all from right now! This will make it a whole lot easier for me to dominate this entire website and bring all of you hideous little children down on your knee's in absolute obedience!
Mua-ha-ha-haa! Soon you will all be obeying the great word of Dr. Eggman-sama, whether you want to or not!

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!


Ugh! I've had it with all of you!

2008-09-16 13:22:35 by DoctorEggman
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I've had enough, I can't take it anymore, you insobordinate little beasts are absolutely driving me completely insane!? I refuse to dominate a website hosting a population of such ignorant slop, All of you are causing me to lose my own mind!
I shan't take it anymore, I'm going but I shall return!
You all haven't seen the last of the almighty Dr. Eggman-Sama!!
HOO-HO-HO-HO!

Ugh! I've had it with all of you!



I'm sure most of you have already heard the most recent news bulletin of the Kitty Krew disbanding, well those arrogant little pre-teens tried quite hastily to turn against me so I've shut them down permanently!
How does this effect my efforts to take over Newgrounds you may ask?
Well you see I already previously anticipated that such a minor catastrophe would occur so I took the liberty of preparing a malicious Plan 'B'! HO-HO, well needless to say I have now taken over the Clock Crew in my very short absence, and your fellow legendary crusader Strawberry Clock will now answer only to me, Clock Crew Chairman Dr. Eggman! HO-HO-HO-HO!

But enough fun and games, I am placing down a strict order right now, any remaining member of the Kitty Krew, or any other useless little group caught on this site will be instantly removed, once my new Eggman Eraser program has been fully reinstated, And as for you, BigFuzzyKitten, Magyar, Spinister, Fleek, WackyAnimation and your new found homosexual partner, TomyLee, I'm going to see to it that I personally get rid of you all myself!
After all, Once I take care of those dim-witted Fulp Brothers and gain total Control of this site and turn it into my new Eggman Ad-Space we most cirtenly can't have you nuicences running amok now can we?
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Attention citizens of Newgrounds, I have important news which I'm sure you'll all like to hear!



Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I am Dr. Eggman, Original founder of the KK!
I have to aplologies for my previously unexplained absence, for you see I was called away after my previous attempt to dominate this website and turn it into 'Eggman Ad-space' with other matters to attend to, But I'm back, and I'm here to take revenge on all members of the Kitty Krew who dared turn against me!
I'm going to fulfil my goal to take over Newgrounds and turn it into profitable Ad-space, and not even you, WACKYANIMATION and your traitorus Kittys have the gulls to stop me!
HO-HO-HO-HO!

Attention! This is a special news bulletin addressed directly to the so called Kitty Krew!